It’s in the Bible: Barack Obama is Satan in disguise

It’s not that hard to figure out. All you have to know is a little Hebrew. I am ashamed of the narrator of this video (HT: Daniel Wallace). He does not go far enough. In this post, I prove that Barack Obama is not the Antichrist, but Satan himself, and a hologram of Lilith, the one hand maid. The arguments are very suggestive.

Who is Barack Obama? That’s easy. Rewrite his name in Hebrew, the language of Alef (Eden) and Tau (Heaven). It becomes:

ברק אבמה

Google it if you don’t believe me. Our man’s blessed first name, baraq, means “lightning” in Hebrew. Jesus, like Nostradamus, predicted Barack. He said, “I saw Satan fall like [Barack] from heaven.” On the basis of “like” = the famous kaph veritatis, and the well-known principle, post hoc ergo hoc, plus a hic or two,

(1) Whoever has seen POTUS has seen the Satan;

(2) Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii, as some assert, or in Kenya, as others maintain, but fell right from heaven, something many Democrats have known all along;

(3) Obama’s steep decline in the polls was predestined by John Calvin, whose 500^th birthday, also by predestination, we celebrate this year.

Our man’s last name is composed of two Hebrew words, as ev’ry Brit-ish man and woman knows, without even having to think about it: ob means “a ghost,” in language James McGrath can understand, “a hologram”; and ama means “handmaid,” as in a maid with a hand. This is known as a construct chain in Hebrew. We have:

בָּרָק אֹב־אָמָה

In order to get this, you have to remember that the spirantization of begadkefat letters and matres lectionis are relatively late phenomena, whereas medial alephs drop out on occasion, due to attained quiescence of the kind Buddha recommends. Really, I’m not making a single thing up.

What’s in a name? There you have it. Our current POTUS is: lightning (=Satan), [in the shape of a] hologram of a maid with one hand. Happy Halloween my eye. This is scary stuff. The all-in-white maid with one hand, no doubt, is Lilith.

May I be struck by lightning if I have misled here. May Peeves the ghost, and Lilith too, pursue me all the days of my life, if I have not shown that the power of suggestion is enormous, and the joys of allusion, double entendre, and wordplay, infinite.

The truthers (tricky Dicky Cheney planned 9/11), the birthers (Obama was born in Kenya), and the antichristers (Bush is the Antichrist; Obama is the Antichrist): they are fit to be duped. There is no remedy for the lack of a robust hermeneutics of suspicion.  

Comments

[Calvin]

I'm pretty sure Peeves is a poltergeist.

Other than that, your studied opinion is absolutely the height of truth and accuracy.

[JohnFh]

Now, Calvin, you've given me something to explain to Anna tonight, as I finish reading her the first volume of Harry Potter.

[James McGrath]

Electricity? Hologram of a maid? Surely this is nothing other than a prophecy about Star Wars! :)

[Mike Heiser]

You're a bit late to this one John. Worldnet Daily reported this weeks ago. (yes, I have an nose for this sort of thing). After I blogged it over on PaleoBabble, I was able to get my rebuttal published on the Worldnet site (they buried it). Here's the blog link:
http://michaelsheiser.com/PaleoBabble/2009/07/more-pulpit-paleobabble-president-obama-is-the-antichrist-the-bible-tells-us-so/

Mike

[JohnFh]

Presidents come and go, like the flower of the field, but Star Wars endures forever.

[JohnFh]

Thanks, Mike, for the link. You and Wallace are so patient in your rebuttals. It brings tears to my eyes.

[scott gray]

surely har-ison-for-deh the fugitive is looking for the one armed handmaiden.

dipso facto.

[jack]

First of all you should learn some etymology: writing Barak ending with a "Qof" is wrong. It is a Khaf. Like in Barukh. So the translation is not 'Lightning", but blessing. All the numerical calculations made with the Q have to be done again. Sorry but it's plain wrong.

[JohnFh]

Jack, I quite agree. I tried to clue you into that by speaking of our man's "blessed" name.

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This has been around for a while, which is why I don't understand why people keep forgetting the most important element of his name in this context: his middle name! Include the deadly one-handed maiden hologram with "Hussein," aka Husayn bin Ali the martyr, revered by Shia Muslims, and is it any wonder the guy is molly-coddling Iran (aka the Great Satan)? When will Obi Wan Kenobi (=Dick Cheney) come to help us?

[abner@israel]

so what? there are bunch of russian names which roots are from hebrew.buble is so wild-spreaded that there is no any connection between origin roots of obama and meaning of his name.

[Bonnafay]

May God help you ALL who believe he's the Anti-Christ or Satan himself. Satan never does good only EVIL and that is known by Barach Obama. If you notice the past and present of this current POTUS all his actions are for evil and not of good.
Thanks Jack for mentioning that Mr. Barack's name means "blessing" and I pray that your spiritual eyes be enlightened by God's Word and Light in Christ Jesus Our Lord.

[Mari]

You are correct! But Satan keeps returning with his demonic crew to undo what Jesus Christ did. I studied this back in 2009 and most of the information of barack U Bama is no longer online.
When asked, Our Blessed Mother told Veronica, during the Bayside prophecies, that the Antichrist is the man in power who changes Biblical law to Non-Biblical law. (simple right?) We can also see that Obama (aka Satan), hates anything to do with Christ and His Church. He also hates Israel ... and says the Israeli's don't belong in Israel.... We also know that he is not finished yet. Barack feels that the USA is not a Christian nation, and was trying to remove any references to 'God' from American documents and our money. Satan has come as many evil leaders over and over again including Hitler, Nero, and nebakanezer to name a few. Today Hitler and his evil helpers are all back.
1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire (the Middle East) ; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks [Daniel 7:24; Rev 13:2 / Daniel 7:7]
2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24] 3. He is different from the other kings [Daniel 7:244. He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8]
5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5]
6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6]
7. He will oppress the saints and be successful for 3 ½ years [Daniel 7:25; Rev 13:7]
8. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25]
9. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25)
10. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27]
11. He will confirm a covenant with “many”, [Daniel 9:27] [see Dan 9:27; Matt 24:15]
12. He will put an end to Jewish sacrifice and offerings after 3 ½ years and will set up an abomination to God in the Temple [Daniel 9:27, Matthew 24:15]
13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36]
14. He will show no regard for the religion of his ancestors [Daniel 11:37]
15. He will not believe in any god at all [except for himself] [Daniel 11:37]
16. He will have "no regard for the desire of women": He will either be asexual or homosexual
[Dan 11:37]
17. He will claim to be greater than any god [Daniel 11:37; 2 Thess 2:4] (yet to come)
18. He will claim to be God [2 Thessalonians 2:4]
19. He will only honor a “god” of the military. His whole focus and attention will be on his military. He will conquer lands and distribute them [Daniel 11:39-44]
20. His arrival on the world scene will be accompanied by miracles, signs and wonders [2 Thess 2:9]
21. Either he, or his companion [The False Prophet], will claim to be Christ [Matt 24:21-28]
22. He will claim that Jesus did not come in the flesh, or that Jesus did not rise bodily from the grave.
[2 John 7]. He will deny that Jesus is the Messiah [I John 2:22]
23. He will be worshipped by many people [Rev. 13:8]
24. He will hate a nation that initially will have some control over his kingdom, but he will destroy this nation [Rev 17:16-18]
25. He will appear to survive a fatal injury [Rev. 13:3; 17:8]
26. His name will be related to the number six hundred and sixty six—but not necessarily in an obvious fashion [Rev 13:17-18]. (perhaps his zip code in Illinois)
27. He will be empowered by the devil himself [Rev. 13:2]

[Steven Hoffman]

Children, it is the last hour, and as you have heard that antichrist is coming, so now many antichrists have come. Therefore we know that it is the last hour. They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would have continued with us. But they went out, that it might become plain that they all are not of us. But you have been anointed by the Holy One, and you all have knowledge. I write to you, not because you do not know the truth, but because you know it, and because no lie is of the truth. Who is the liar but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, he who denies the Father and the Son. No one who denies the Son has the Father. Whoever confesses the Son has the Father also. Let what you heard from the beginning abide in you. If what you heard from the beginning abides in you, then you too will abide in the Son and in the Father. And this is the promise that he made to us—eternal life.