It’s not that hard to figure out. All you have to know is a little Hebrew. I am ashamed of the narrator of this video (HT: Daniel Wallace). He does not go far enough. In this post, I prove that Barack Obama is not the Antichrist, but Satan himself, and a hologram of Lilith, the one hand maid. The arguments are very suggestive.
Who is Barack Obama? That’s easy. Rewrite his name in Hebrew, the language of Alef (Eden) and Tau (Heaven). It becomes:
Google it if you don’t believe me. Our man’s blessed first name, baraq, means “lightning” in Hebrew. Jesus, like Nostradamus, predicted Barack. He said, “I saw Satan fall like [Barack] from heaven.” On the basis of “like” = the famous kaph veritatis, and the well-known principle, post hoc ergo hoc, plus a hic or two,
(1) Whoever has seen POTUS has seen the Satan;
(2) Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii, as some assert, or in Kenya, as others maintain, but fell right from heaven, something many Democrats have known all along;
(3) Obama’s steep decline in the polls was predestined by John Calvin, whose 500th birthday, also by predestination, we celebrate this year.
Our man’s last name is composed of two Hebrew words, as ev’ry Brit-ish man and woman knows, without even having to think about it: ob means “a ghost,” in language James McGrath can understand, “a hologram”; and ama means “handmaid,” as in a maid with a hand. This is known as a construct chain in Hebrew. We have:
In order to get this, you have to remember that the spirantization of begadkefat letters and matres lectionis are relatively late phenomena, whereas medial alephs drop out on occasion, due to attained quiescence of the kind Buddha recommends. Really, I’m not making a single thing up.
What’s in a name? There you have it. Our current POTUS is: lightning (=Satan), [in the shape of a] hologram of a maid with one hand. Happy Halloween my eye. This is scary stuff. The all-in-white maid with one hand, no doubt, is Lilith.
May I be struck by lightning if I have misled here. May Peeves the ghost, and Lilith too, pursue me all the days of my life, if I have not shown that the power of suggestion is enormous, and the joys of allusion, double entendre, and wordplay, infinite.
The truthers (tricky Dicky Cheney planned 9/11), the birthers (Obama was born in Kenya), and the antichristers (Bush is the Antichrist; Obama is the Antichrist): they are fit to be duped. There is no remedy for the lack of a robust hermeneutics of suspicion.