The Joys of Being “Very Conservative”

N. T. Wrong is having a grand old time putting people on a conservative – liberal spectrum. Go here. There are some real howlers, like:

that of classifying Simon Holloway of Davar Akher as “fairly conservative.” Furthermore, N. T. has reclassified more than one person since he put up his post. Clearly, this is a work in progress.

It pleases me no end to be classed as “very conservative” along with, for example, Esteban Vázquez, David Ker, Peter Head, Mike Holmes, P. J. Williams, Phil Sumpter, Bob MacDonald, Michael Barber, Brad Pitre, Wayne Leman, Bill Heroman, ElShaddai Edwards, Randall Buth, Dave Beldman, Kevin Edgecomb, Rick Brannan, Peter Enns, Ben Witherington, Michael Bird, Darrell Pursiful, and Rich Rhodes.

What great company! A vast right-wing evangelical, post-evangelical, Orthodox, Anglican, and Roman Catholic conspiracy!

I am also pleased to point out to friends like Art Boulet, Mike Heiser, Ben Byerly, Calvin Park, Charles Halton, Michael Halcomb, Pete Bekins, Jim Spinti, and Tim Bulkeley that their online persona is not as conservative as mine. Out-conservatived by a Waldensian / United Methodist who uses Second Isaiah, P, H, and D, and reads Jonah as a short story (though, as a believer, none of this matters in the least: what matters e.g.: to conceive of the final author of the Pentateuch, with Franz Rosenzweig, as "R" not for Redactor but for Rabbenu "our Rabbi"). The shame! The shame!

Comments

[art]

A shame indeed!! :)

I'm looking forward to N.T. Wrong's Nov. 1 post where he explains the list in more detail.

[ElShaddai Edwards]

A grand conspiracy indeed.

I'm still trying to figure out how I got categorized as "Early Judaism"... must be my name!

[Mike]

It is rather delightful, isn't it?

[ed cook]

Let's see ... remind me why we should care what this guy thinks?

[Kevin P. Edgecomb]

In enjoy the company, too.

[Kevin P. Edgecomb]

Oops. That's "I enjoy the company too." Our building is cold today, and my fingers aren't so limber.

[N. T. Wrong]

Ed - methinks you're protesting a little too much. I can tell you really do care.

[JohnFH]

N. T.,

One problem is that, as with Iyov, we are supposed to pretend we don't know who you are. I admit, the mystery is a nice touch, but in the absence of name, rank, and serial number, people ARE going to wonder why they should care.

I'm already receiving emails asking who you are. But I won't tell.

[steph]

You're not pretending. Very conservatives will never know.

[Simon Holloway]

I noticed that too; normally I hate the usage of tight, specific categories, but in this case I thought it was really funny! Clearly the last time that I am ever going to be placed in such distinguished company; I might as well enjoy it while it lasts, no?

[Charles Halton]

John, you're a wolf in sheep's clothing. Very conservative...not hardly--Edmund Burke is rolling over in his grave ;)

[Iyov]

Hey, how did I get dragged into this discussion? I'm not the "very conservative" Italian Communist Party member.

And, for the record, I found Rights of Man to much be better written than Reflections on the French Revolution.

[JohnFH]

Simon,

Do enjoy it while you can.

Steph,

Do not misunderestimate your opponents. That's been done before, and didn't work out too well.

Charles,

Edmund Burke is not the only one who is rolling over in his grave. :)

Iyov,

Politics has nothing to do with it, or is not supposed to. But thanks for reminding me that I was once a card-carrying member of the Italian Communist Party. Great memories and great friendships. Did you notice that you, a stricter inerrantist than I am, was classified by N.T. as a liberal?

[steph]

I know that you don't know who NT Wrong is. "misunderestimate"?

[D. P.]

Maybe we should form a club and come up with a secret handshake.

[Mike Heiser]

John - I just replied over at NT Wrong, but here is the content of my reply. What fun!

"An interesting list. As with all such lists, there are incongruities (Mark "there is no Q" Goodacre at NT Gateway = "Liberal" ?; Peter "I love the OT's paganized cosmology" Enns = Very conservative - too bad Westminster booted him!; Darrel Bock = "fairly" conservative - a pre-trib dispensationalist?). Not even close on these. Then there's me. I'm not classified correctly according to your definitions (but I realize they have to be brief and simplistic). I'm not going to say where I should be because I enjoy being hard to classify. But here's a hint that goes to the weakness of the list, and a weakness to all such labeling attempts. People (especially scholars) mistakenly assume that if one uses critical methods one cannot use them to re-articulate traditional (conservative) theological positions - basically because they lack the imagination or experience or creativity to do so."

[JohnFH]

Mike,

You hit the nail on the head.

Personally, I enjoy being called "very conservative" by a liberal, but I wouldn't if I taught at a secular university where being "conservative" is a mark against you.

What I am labeled matters very little to me in the final analysis. I just enjoy reading Scripture on its own terms and noting how it rings true more, not less, when I let that happen.

[Iyov]

Personally, I enjoy being called "very conservative" by a liberal, but I wouldn't if I taught at a secular university where being "conservative" is a mark against you.

John, I have no idea what you are talking about. Conservatives are just as welcome at secular universities as liberals. At top universities, evaluation is based on originality, methods used, and the quality of research. It is well know that some religious colleges do not equally value rigor and originality.

You've maintained several times that there is a witch hunt against conservatives on secular campuses -- but I have yet to see evidence of this. It appears to me to be part of a broad set of complaints ("mainstream media has liberal bias", "academics enforce political correctness", "minority and young voters are engaging in massive voter fraud") that are oft-repeated but poorly documented.

I can certainly recite a long list of conservatives associated with secular institutions. Is it really necessary for you to continually pander with this argumentum ad captandum?

[JohnFH]

Iyov,

Wow. Do you really think that the "broad set of complaints" is without foundation?

If the complaints are without foundation, I wonder why the University of Colorado is raising money for a "Chair in Conservative Thought and Policy." There would be no need for such a chair if proponents of conservative thought and policy were already well-represented.

If the complaints are without foundation, I wonder why MSM journalist Evan Thomas (ass't managing editor of Newsweek) famously said, "There's one other base here, the media. Let's talk a little media bias here. The media, I think, wants Kerry to win and I think they're going to portray Kerry and Edwards - I'm talking about the establishment media, not Fox - they're going to portray Kerry and Edwards as being young and dynamic and optimistic and there's going to be this glow about them, collective glow, the two of them, that's going to be worth maybe 15 points."

Thomas may over-estimate the power of the establishment media, but even if its "contribution" is worth only 5 or 10 points, that is enough to throw a lot of elections.

You are right, though. Such complaints are not easy to document because people are seldom asked straight out who they support, so it's possible to pretend, for example, that the mainstream media seeks to provide a representative cross-section of opinion to its consumers. It's possible to pretend that news agencies are not staffed by liberals almost down to last man and woman until you ask them, straight out, where they stand.

This has been done, and the results speak for themselves.

The results of a recent poll of Slate's staff and contributors are, I think, typical: 55 out of 57 are Obama supporters, 1 for McCain (a copy editor), 1 for Barr.

Now maybe you think that that does not create what is known as an "echo-chamber." Maybe you think that such an organization, despite the monolithic nature of its political demographic, will nevertheless furnish unbiased political reporting.

If so, I would have to consider you a credulous person.

[Iyov]

Sorry, John -- it turns out that Obama's support is highest among those who are more highly educated. (See the Gallup Poll. By the way, you'll notice that when I cite a statistic, I give a reference.)

As far as the mainstream media is concerned: we have two serious newspapers in the US and one is sharply conservative (The Wall Street Journal). The leading cable news network in the US is Fox News. Indeed, the same prominent figure is behind both of these, and many other important media properties: Rupert Murdoch.

Your readiness to repeat the "line" without qualification indicates to me that you have engaged in serious critical thinking on the issue.

The conservatism of Provost Dr. Condoleeza Rice, Prof. Henry Kissenger, Prof. Leo Strauss, Prof. Milton Friedman, Prof. John Woo, Prof. Donald Kagan, Prof. Robert George, Prof. Harvey Mansfield, Prof. Samuel Huntington, Stanford's Hoover Institute, the economics departments of University of Chicago and Carnegie Mellon, and pretty much every top 20 business school is quite secure -- thank you very much. Of course -- why bother with facts when you can so quickly slur?

So what has happened to the conservative movement? It has expelled its thinkers. Rather than nominate the strongest minds in the party, Republicans chose to embrace religious bigotry against a Mormon candidate and nominated John McCain (who readily admits that he doesn't understand economics), applauded the nomination of Sarah Palin (who has proven unable to be even capable of answering softball questions in interviews), and have endorsed a campaign that appeals to Joe the McCarthy and claims that Obama (like Adam Smith, a foreigner and thus dangerous) is a "socialist" because he supports progressive taxation. The most prominent "minds" of the Republican party are Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity.

William F. Buckley's famous plea that the conservative movement should be the movement of ideas has been soundly rejected by the Republican party. Intellectuals have not abandoned conservatism -- conservatism has expelled its intellectuals. I believe that this is a fatal mistake for the Republicans.

But what bothers me is your willingness to accept what "everybody knows" without critical thinking. It is much more comforting to mindlessly adopt the pose of the victim, and assert that "they are all out to get us."

[Iyov]

By the way -- to answer your question about the University of Colorado -- perhaps the answer lies in the fact that the chose Bruce Benson, a man with no advanced degree (he does have a B.A. in mining), whose major claim to fame was a Republican fund-raiser, and whose prior major academic experience was a a chair of the trustees of Metropolitan State College of Denver -- where he effectively eliminated tenure. Think John Silber without the brains.

[Iyov]

Please correct "that the chose Bruce" to "that the university chose as its new President this February Bruce"

[JohnFH]

Iyov,

How quickly you change the subject. I thought we were talking about how normal it is for people on secular university campuses, in major news outlets, etc., to fly their liberal colors in and outside of the classroom or workplace, and publicly self-identify as liberals and, say, Kerry or Obama supporters, but how difficult it is in the same contexts, apart from a few well-known cases, for people to self-identify as, say, Christian conservatives, or Bush or McCain supporters.

These facts are well-known, so you are forced to change the subject and talk about perceived structural weaknesses of other contexts, such as educational institutions with a religious affiliation, and of the Republican party, about as well liked on secular university campuses as was the Democrat party in an earlier epoch (a land-grant institution like the University of Wisconsin was dominated by Republicans back in the days when Democrats were led by the likes of William Jennings Bryan, in fact, I think for a time there was an unwritten rule almost that you had to be a Republican: the parallel is interesting, isn't it?).

It's not about witch hunts. It's about the creation of an echo-chamber. But hey, many people on both sides of the divide actually approve of the bifurcation of American culture. Let's be honest, please.

Perhaps it will eventually reach a point in which we are as bifurcated as are many European countries, in which the educated classes don't even try anymore to have an organic connection with the life of Joe the Plumber.

It is not anomalous that town and gown do not get along. That is as old as Socrates. But perhaps that curious American anomaly, in which Wall Street and Main Street talked to each other, understood each other, and shared many of the same cultural assumptions, is coming to an end. I fail to see that as a good outcome.

The result could well be power in the hands of people like Berlusconi, Sarkozy, even Haider.

The left side of the political spectrum has always been its own worst enemy. But really, I hope I am wrong about this. It looks like we will soon see if and how this political truism will work itself out in American politics.

[steph]

The majority of academic staff at my secular university are conservative, and very good original scholars. It's the reverse that doesn't work - religious institutions don't welcome liberals.

Mike, If you read Wrong's post following the list, you'll see his description of categories. He's got Goodacre, Bock and Enns accurately. And remember very conservatives still fight between themselves as often as very liberals fight among themselves.

[JohnFH]

Steph,

My guess is that you are using the word "conservative" in an unusual way. I imagine that few if any of your professors are openly pro-life, openly against doing stem-cell research from destroyed fetuses, or openly against gay marriage. If they are card-carrying Republicans, my guess is, they keep it to themselves, and are not likely to drive a vehicle with a McCain bumper sticker.

As far as Wrong is concerned, I note he has downgraded me and many others to "Fairly Conservative." Not quite as fun to be tagged as only fairly conservative.